and i thought...!!!

anywayz... vands... was just remembering the things that i told you from office.. thought should update would a be a good "laughable" post..

so working as a quality analyst is a tough Job... trust me...you get to hear what literal shit people talk... no wonder india has a bad impression in the world and this people help to make that

image get updated in Bold letters...sometimes it allows you to think, analyse and think again as to why... yeaps why in bold... why this people work in this industry if they cant really work on their language... anywayz...

so i was listening to this call and this guy was speaking to a old man and the man was obviously angry. so he was munching all those good old english words ( what originality man... trust me...its been ages i havent heard such bad with this impact... woh kya kehate hai.. dil se gaali de raha tha)... and the guy was obviously frustrated at the end when he sais "Sir, why are you getting angry on "small - small" things???. listening to this i was awestruck with my tongue trying to touch the upper jaw.. small small things??? what exactly do we mean by that... this is what i asked teh guy and he enlightened me with this statement "Sir, Aap kyun "chotti-chotti" baaton pe gussa hote ho"... and i said thank you dude... that was amazing.

another fun story i have to share with you people...

so i have this guy asking a man again whether his wife was available at that time because she was the account holder and he wanted to validate the account... i magine somebody asking whether your wife is avaialble or not and imagine how you will freak out on this... same happened with guy and my guy was on for a ride.. a journey he would never ever forget..

so much to write about my job... you people will probably get bored of this with time... but still trust me this is a tough job... at th end of the day what you get to hear is how bad we indians are... how we are screwing up the their language and how we should really not be in this industry as we are lowering their standards... gosh... and still at the end of the day what we are suppose to say is

" I APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE ,SIR"

Balls to Them...!!!